side effects may include bloody porcelain

steampunk?

Check out the stylish Ranga to the left.

Apparently there is such a thing as steam punk.

Might see if I can find a steam powered pelvis...

Any excuse...

I'm calling for a virtual high five for finding any excuse to break out some description of power tool.

Now I am a far cry from professional Backyard Blitzer or even a poor man's Jamie Durie but will whip out a grinder at the drop of a hat.

Found myself needing to replace a couple of fence palings. Instead of simply trimming to size with the hand saw and bit of elbow grease, threw caution to the wind and back-hand panthered a circular saw over the edge of a cement ramp. 2 second job but maximized man-factor.

YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW Cowboy!

Replenish your Man-ergy

Brothers, we are always searching for for the secret to everlasting manergy.
Our prayers have been answered in the form of flavours such as man-ana and gun.
Drink up

anti-chaffe delivery system

As chefs in this busy world of ours, we have all at one time for what ever reason been affected by " Chef's Arse".

There are many different break-away remedies such as:

• johnson and johnson
  
• half time goop
• pawpaw on a stick

and for the most adventurous:

• standing fan driven handful of cornflour.

We all need to remember prevention is better than cure.

This has been a public service announcement.