Wednesday, May 12, 2010

...no-one wants to see your wang old man...

WTF goes through people's minds when using a change room, whether it be at at work or municipal swimming hole.

I know everybody has different views when it comes to "what is public decency?" But... What lobe of the brain says " everyone wants to see my cock and wrinkly ball sack but shit I better cover my nipples with a chesty bond."
What says to a person "Its totally OK to towel down, 1 leg up on the bench right next to some guys face".

In researching this hot topic I had to cross reference with the fairer sex. Although the chicks change room sounds smoking hot and worthy of an American high school movie cliche climb through the airconditioning ducts, still provided stories of ugly nudity and uncomfortable closeness to unwelcome genitals or unkept pubes.

This all makes me sound like a weirdo for even daring to look, but everyone looks. You can't not look. You know it, don't kid yourself. Call it the car crash philosophy.

But really... no-one wants to see your wang old man...